“Fuck guilty pleasure. How bout just pleasure?” he said. “I can truthfully say out loud that ‘Gangnam Style’ is one of my favorite fucking songs of the past decade. It is. Is it any better or worse than the latest Atoms for Peace album? Hmmm. If only we had a celebrity panel of judges to determine that for us. What would J-Lo do? Paging Pitchfork. Come in, come in. Pitchfork. We need you to determine the value of a song. [long pause] Who fucking cares? Who’s to say what’s a good voice and what’s not a good voice … ‘The Voice’? Imagine Bob Dylan standing there singing ‘Blowing in the Wind’ in front of Christina Aguilera. [mimicking her voice] ‘Mmm, I think you sound a little nasally and sharp.’ It’s your voice, cherish it, respect it, nurture it, challenge it, stretch it, scream it until it’s fucking gone, because everyone’s blessed with at least that. And who knows how long it’s going to last.”